What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:24

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good.

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Hysterias & Posteriors

How will ADHD stimulants affect a teenager?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

share office space ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

How does it feel to watch your wife get fucked hard?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Minds and Behinds

I want to be a well-rounded person. What should I do?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

They put up a sign reading

Then came..

How did Neo defeat the architect at the end of The Matrix: Reloaded? Was it solely due to his belief in himself or were there other factors at play?

No way

Next, they tried...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Unacceptable again!

Everyone loved it.

Why do I feel sleepy after massage?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Thumbs down again.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Which is the safest protein powder in India for use?

Freaks and Cheeks

No go.

So they tried

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Loons and Moons

Just Forget it!

How did my ex move on very fast?

No, not a chance

So, the docs changed it to read

Nuts and Butts

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